the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Less talking, more tequila
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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