I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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