I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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