no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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