Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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