This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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