We should be called the Road Head Warriors
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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