Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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