Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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