Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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