Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
