your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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