at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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