Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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