I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Randomize
