shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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