guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
