too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
porn star boner night. come get it.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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