i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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