Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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