Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
you had me at cake vodka
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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