I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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