As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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