im drinking this country out of the recession.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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