he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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