I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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