She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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