you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
