This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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