I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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