now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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