Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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