He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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