your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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