I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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