There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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