Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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