when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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