Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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