I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
dude i'm inner monologue high
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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