Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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