I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
