That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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