talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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