I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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