talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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