i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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