I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
The adults are the big ones right?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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