I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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