I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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