Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
if i died would you start the facebook group?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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